No, it’s never too early to train your flesh and blood in good bar-husbandry. This easy-wipe book will tutor your scion in fixing some classic snifters. “Tots will be entranced by the shapes and colours, all the while learning how to mix a variety of basic cocktails,” the publishers say. “Whether it’s an Old Fashioned for Grandpa or a Champagne Cocktail for Nanny, this twelve-page vibrantly coloured instructional board book is captivating for parents and babies alike.” Part of an educational series that includes Baby Fix My Car, Baby Plan My Wedding, Baby Do My Banking and, erm, Baby Get Me Some Lovin’. Nothing about sweeping chimneys, oddly.
Bit of product placement for Bombay Sapphire there